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Joke of the Day
"Why can't lesbians have sex at concerts? Because rock beats scissors."
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"Microsoft tech support called me last night as a indian, I said ""Sorry your calling Indian Tech Support"""
"Why is Peter Pan ALWAYS flying? He neverlands. lol this joke never grows old."
"How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face. A joke from a 3 year old who thought it was hilarious, but probably didn't understand it."
"You know, I'm really worried about future of Kickstarter with all this talk about cannabis legalization. Nobody wants to have to sift through even more half baked ideas."
"Lawyer: did your boyfriend commit the crime? Girlfriend: honey he can't even commit to this relationship Entire jury: OH SNAP"
"Once you've had black, you might never go back but.. Everything taste better on a cracker."
"What's green and hangs from trees? Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it."
"Sorry, but the greatest thing since sliced bread is sandwiches. Period."
"I win all games of strip-poker by starting out nude."