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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They are making headlines!"
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"Skinny Jeans All jeans are skinny jeans if you're fat enough."
"Microsoft tech support called me last night as a indian, I said ""Sorry your calling Indian Tech Support"""
"I'm pretty sure this zombie fad is dead ... But for how long?"
"What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet? Aloha Snackbar"
"""I sound nothing like that when I cry."" -doves"
"How do you know when a joke becomes a dad joke? When the punchline becomes a parent."
" Hey cow You're an all star You are grain fed No hay Hey cow You are ground down Graded U.S. D.A. "
"Monster: Where do fleas go in winter? Werewolf: Search me!"
"Why don't progressives go to the dentist? Because dentists like everything straight and white."