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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They are making headlines!"
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"I can't date fat women anymore... I just found out I'm lactose intolerant. Note: I just heard this from some landscapers as I walked my dog."
"Why do blondes have more fun? They're easier to find in the dark."
"What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl? sometimes i get the joke."
"Jokes about menstrual cycles are stupid Period."
"my dad told me this one Helen Keller walks into a bar, then a table , then a chair"
"Timmy was a chemist's son. But Timmy is no more. What Timmy thought was H2O was H2SO4."
"Why does Britain like tea so much? Because tea leaves."
"We've secretly replaced the G with a K on this bottle of Jergens. Let's see if he notices."
"U2 sent their new album to every Apple device through the Cloud. I hear if you play the first song backwards you hear Bono saying ""Please buy our albums again. We're desperate."""