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Joke of the Day

"Mom: why are your eyes dilated Me: your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love Mom: what were you looking at Me: memes"

"Even in the darkest moments there's always a light at the end of the tunnel, but yours will probably be an oncoming freight train."

"A priest and a rabbi are walking and spot a little boy The priest says, ""let's fuck him."" The rabbi says, ""out of what?"""

"Not a joke; what your favourite one-liner/wordplay joke?"

"Jokes What is a good bee joke"

"I get ignored so much that people call me terms and conditions"

"Falafel is a weird name cuz I actually falgreat every time I eat one"

"I don't think my black friends on Facebook have the same keyboard as me."

"What's worse? Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else?"

"What did the cookie say to the cracker? You feeling salty bro?"