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Joke of the Day

"You know the economy is bad... When you pull into the McDonald's drive thru and the person at the speaker asks... Can you afford fries with that?"

"What's the best part about marrying a farmer? You get to grow old together."

"What happened before the Big Bang? Of course, The Big Foreplay."

"me: *kicks a stone* mountain: my baby"

"China recently banned girls from eating bananas on live streams... so now the people with hemorrhoids can now get off from girls eating raspberries instead."

"People who wait 4 hours to reply to my text with ""lol"" should be shot."

"Three german soldiers... ... Walk into a BAR."

"Did I tell you I'm joining a gym in Gainesborough? Because I'm all about those gains bro"

"Need more time? Scientifically proved. Those who celebrate more birthdays, live more time."

"What's the difference between a radical feminist and a suicide bomber? One's being triggered and one's pulling the trigger."