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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a concentration camp and a cancer treatment facility? Concentration camps had survivors."

"I want my tombstone to read ""Free WiFi"" so people would visit more often"

"why does traditional Irish chili only have 239 beans in it? ...if it had one more, it would be ""teew faarty"""

"What do you call a cinema in Jamiaca? A cinemon"

"They say if your erection lasts... They say if your erection lasts more than 4 hours that you should call a doctor... I say you should tell your wife to call some friends!"

"Why aren't there any Mexicans in China? Because the Chinese know how to build a wall."

"If jerk chicken could talk, what would it say? ""Fuck-ooooff, fuck-ooooff, FUCK-OFF!!!"""

"The more we ban gluten, the black market demand for it skyrockets and the Mexican gluten cartels make a killing."

"The inventor of throat lozenges has died. There will be no coffin at his funeral."

"Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses."