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Joke of the Day
"I'm so horny the crack of dawn better be careful around me"
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"i put grape soda in my mini super soaker and i'm squirting it into my mouth. this is how you turn a monday, into a funday."
"I auditioned for a role in Star Wars: The Force Awakens Unfortunately, I was a white male."
"Why has Mexico never won olympic gold? All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas."
"Teachers are sometimes like an alarm clock. They won't shut up when you're trying to sleep."
"Wanna hear a joke?"
"I spent 69 years making memes in a musty dungeon. They were pretty dank."
"Q: In church, why do they sing hymns and not hers? A: they're misogynists"
"I'm trying to write a joke with the word ""cunt"" But I cunt."
"Ocean How does the ocean greet us?"