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Joke of the Day
"I'm so horny the crack of dawn better be careful around me"
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"WARNING! Sickest joke ever. How do you know if your sister is on the rag? Dad's dick tastes like blood."
"Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach? They don't like getting sand in their crack."
"I kill people for a living with my jokes! HAHAHAHAHHAHA FUCK YOU"
"Great joke I heard at a standup show in Houston this weekend. (Dark humor) Give a man a fish, and he you will feed him for the day. Give a man two prosthetic legs, and he'll shoot his girlfriend."
"Is your business interested in reaching a larger and wider audience? Pm me for my ex wife's email address"
"NASA is planning another rover for Mars in 2020 They should call it Hindsight"
"Why do Jews have big noses? cuz air is free"
"Time Travel! I found a way to time travel but it only works at a rate of one second per second."
"What type of cheese can you see in a mirror? Halloumi! (Hello me)"