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Joke of the Day

"'Brexit' to be followed by Grexit. Departugal. Italeave. Fruckoff. Czechout. Oustria. Finish. Slovakout. Latervia. Byegium."

"I don't make the same mistake twice. I make it at least 5-6 times to be sure."

"What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken, eggs can't cum"

"What's the difference between a woman and a gun You can put a silencer on a gun"

"I like my women like I like my coffee Ground up and put in a freezer"

"1) Find short Irish guy 2) teach him to rap. 3) Become manager. Name him Leprechaunye West 4) wait for $ to roll in"

"My boyfriend said we can't hang out this weekend because he doesn't exist."

"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? Pilot, you fucking racist!"

"You can tell which inmates were involved in organized crime because their cells are much neater than other prisoners'"

"how much is a life-time supply of fast food? Not much."