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Joke of the Day

"Heard they weren't celebrating Christmas at the University of Alabama... Couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."

"Why????? Which service would the with ask if she would check into a hotel??? THE BROOM SERVICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"First guy to invent a bread bowl was like ""I'm gonna rip the top of this muffin & pour soup in it"""

"i hope the guy behind me in line doesn't think i'm a weird cat lady cause my cart's full of fancy feast. i just like the way it tastes, dude"

"Did you hear the joke about the blind prostitute? ...You really gotta hand it to her."

"There's a doctor who goes around my neighbourhood handing out body parts... ...he gives me the willies."

"My hamster died... He fell asleep at the wheel."

"I played a blank CD full blast on repeat all night last night. The mime next door went nuts!"

"I like to finish other people's sentences because... my version is better."

"Flew out of top hat. Flew out of limousine. Flew out of church. -Dove Resume"