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Joke of the Day

"What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be? Batman. Why? Because he can't go out at night without Robin!"

"Why did the jihadi hooker ask for advance payment from her clients? She blew them every time."

"When I die... When I die I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did in his sleep. Not screaming in pain like the passengers in his car."

"The MTV Movie Awards are a great reminder of why kids should never be allowed to vote."

"Joke said by my little sister ""Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?"" ""Why?"" ""Because she will let it go"""

"What do you call a person who delivers Indian food? Currier."

"I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today. The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in."

"LA has come up with a safe space, for people that voted for Trump And they're calling it Texas"

"What's the hardest part about wearing crocs in college? Swimming through the ocean of pussy to get to class"

"Last night I was visited by the ghost of Gloria Gaynor At first I was afraid, I was petrified."