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Joke of the Day

"Joke said by my little sister ""Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?"" ""Why?"" ""Because she will let it go"""

"Knock, Knock. Who's there? To To Who? Um, it's 'to whom'."

"I can't even imagine how low the self esteem of fat, white women would be if skinny, black guys didn't exist."

"A kiss makes my day. Anal makes my whole week."

"Father's Day was probably an awkward day in the Jesus household"

"How is an undergraduate degree like a pedophile? A minor makes both of them hard"

"'Expect the unexpected' Now that would make the unexpected the expected, but since the expected is being expected, then that would mean it wasn't the unexpected, so what the fuck do we expect?"

"""Did you check your pockets?"" - kangaroo who's lost a child"

"Have you heard about the invention of the white board It's remarkable."

"my signature move is yelling ""where in the fridge?!"" and ""i don't see it!"" until my mom comes and finds the applesauce for me"