200715
Joke of the Day
"What was the ambulance saying when they were carrying Satoru Iwata? Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U"
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"Every crime show turns into sitcom when the cops bring the husband for questioning and he asks, ""Why would anyone want to kill their wife?"""
"There are always two ways to look at things. I prefer to look at them my way."
"Why does the devil get such a bad rap? Because like everyone in marketing, he always lets his own stuff slide..."
"I'll say ""HELLO PUPPY!"" to your dog, but you'll get the awkward half-smile."
"I like my women like I like my coffee Ground up and stored in the freezer... ** Stolen from a TV comic I heard, to I take no credit, here"
"What's the difference between tired and exhausted? When you run in front of a car, you get tired When you run behind a car, you get exhausted."
"I don't understand how there can be different shoe sizes. I mean, everyone's feet are a foot long."
"If you drop your phone in water, put it in a bowl of rice. At night the Asians will come and fix it for you."
"Yog see woman Yog ask woman out Yog go on date Yog fall in love Yog act like an idiot Yog get dumped Yoghurt."