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Joke of the Day
"You know who's really upset about Romney losing? Wire coat hanger manufacturers."
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"[police interrogation room] Officer: you've been identified as the runner who.. Me: Let me stop you right there."
"*fart noise* ME: it was your dog. I swear! GIRL: my dog died last year you liar GHOST DOG: theres no way she's gonna sleep with you now lmao"
"If ifs & buts were candy & nuts, the first part of this sentence would read ""Candy candies & nuts were candy & nuts."" ...Confusing, right?"
"I tried to give myself a sex change But I just couldn't pull it off. Credit to Rohan Ganju a young upcoming Australian comedian."
"Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? - A: You're the purrfect cat for me!"
"What is the similarity between an airplane and a woman? The cockpit"
"Whenever someone tells me they like country music, I just look them in the eyes and ask ""which country?"""
"I bet old hobbit ladies watched a lot of ""Mordor, She Wrote."""
"Can anyone please post some good accountant jokes? Meeting with one tomorrow. Thanks"