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Joke of the Day
"You know who's really upset about Romney losing? Wire coat hanger manufacturers."
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"As I get older and continue to meet new people... I realize that swallowing should be more of a thing."
"What idiot called it the ""Happy Birthday"" song instead of New Age music"
"If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace for at least two hours."
"Wife: Why is there a bouncy castle in the garden? Me out of breath with no shoes on: I'm not sure."
"A man takes his sick wife to a doctor.. The doctor after making initial observations, says - 'Sir, your wife doesn't look so good'. To which the man replies, 'Yea, but she gives great head'."
"Stephen is a much nicer name than ""hen from a previous marriage."""
"I'm under the weather today, also so is everyone else, that's how weather works."
"What do a guy crossing Niagara falls on a tight rope and a guy getting a blowjob from a 90 year old have in common? Both are thinking don't look down, just don't look down."
"How many teenage girls does it take to screw..... in a lightbulb? Just one to hold it up as the whole world revolves around her."