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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil"
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"Organic chemistry is difficult Those who study it have alkynes of trouble."
"As a parent I often wonder if there's anything I could've done differently to prevent the jealousy between my twins Lisa & Hog Face."
"Reddit, I see your sick jokes and raise you sickipedia.org a huge database of sick jokes"
"If a cow laughs, does milk come out his nose?"
"A husband says to his wife, ""What would you do if I won Lotto?"" She says, ""I'd take half, then leave you."" ""Excellent,"" he replies, ""I won $12, here's $6 - now fuck off!"""
"Why do old men need a Viagra and a Doans before sex? The Doans is so their back don't peter out, and the Viagra is so their peter don't back out!"
"Not to brag, but I can usually tell if meat has spoiled between 4-6 hours after eating it."
"People always ask why I'm wearing a sombrero in my high school graduation pictures. Clearly, because it was my senor year."
"Happy Mother's Day to moms around the world !!! advanced aprils fools day guys!!!"