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Joke of the Day
"Hillary is like the George Washington of 2016. She cannot tell a lie."
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"Future said ""I wake up on a daily basis"" so he other does so much drugs that that's an accomplishment or he doesnt know thats what people do"
"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter;it's not going to come"
"Why is the KKK a good place to find a job? Cos they'll always hook a brutha up"
"Man has sex with a can of beans. He was porkin' beans."
"What are Hillary Clinton, Elizabeth Warren, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, and Theresa May doing in a room together? ...playing bridge."
"That awkward moment when you see someone that you've been texting all day and you have nothing to say because you already know everything."
"Two nuns went on a bike ride... ...and one says to the other, as they turn down a side street ""I've never come this way before!"" And the other replies ""yes! It's the cobblestones!"""
"If the radius of a pizza is Z and the thickness is A, then the volume of pizza is PI x Z x Z x A. #asianshowingoff"
"Canada day isn't about cheap jokes, you guys. You're forgetting what the holiday is all aboot."