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Joke of the Day
"If Dracula saw Twilight, he'd stake himself."
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"Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies? (Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9."
"What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you assholes."
"What kind of bees make milk? Boobies!"
"A man walks into a bar... He asks the barman ""do you serve women here?"" The barman replies ""no, sorry, you'll have to bring your own."""
"Getting a tub. Filling it with cookies. Pouring milk over it. Pretending to eat a giant's cereal. Horrifying my wife."
"If homework goes too easy you are doing it wrong."
"How do you know Princess Diana has dandruff? They found her Head and Shoulders in the glovebox."
"What do you call an alcohol free Japanese city? Nadasaki"
"Did you know that 1 in 4 people has multiple personality disorder? That means one of the me's has a problem."