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Joke of the Day

"Found this great joke in the latest serious Askreddit thread, thought you guys might like it [removed]"

"Did you hear about the Furry who started frequenting SomethingAwful? Hare today, Goon tomorrow!"

"On hold with IKEA. The message just told me ""there's more to life than furniture."" Time to reevaluate everything I thought I knew."

"If Trump and Hillary were stranded on a boat, who would survive?? America."

"starbucks is like a hooker... one on every corner and money upfront before they scream your name"

"Why is my girlfriend fat? Because I'm ugly."

"My girlfriend told me she wanted a ring. So I said ""Bitch, take your phone off silent!"""

"What do women and condoms have in common? They spend more time in your wallet than on your dick."

"Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and David Koresh? A: Koresh only burned 85 people."

"I'm a failure as a sociopath. I'm just not very good at manipulating and taking advantage of people. I'm more of a so-sopath."