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Joke of the Day

"Don't bother using those white packets of seasoning inside new shoes, they taste terrible."

"What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition? Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll^see^myself^out"

"My boyfriend wakes me up when he wants to have sex... Do I wake him up when I want to buy shoes???... No!!!"

"There are 4 black guys in a rectangular room. They divide evenly into the 4 corners. How many men are in each corner? 3/5"

"The German players enjoyed some Argentinian steak today... but it was a little Messi"

"Create a Story Using One Word! Anyone can participate and IT HAS TO MAKE SENSE! Good luck! :)"

"If you don't come to my funeral, then I won't go."

"What did the elephant say to the naked guy? That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

"What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher! Hahahahahahahahah you guys have no idea how alone I am."

"God created the light... Then he called it a day."