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Joke of the Day
"I want to be the guy in a rap song that justs says YEA"
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"What happened when Helium told a joke? There was no reaction"
"Two sowing machines are sitting in a bar.. And one says, *""Are you a singer?""* Then the other replies, *""Why? Janome?""*"
"It's strange when I see a deer out in nature because I always assumed their natural habitat was right in front of my car on the highway."
"After years of courting her , she finally said yes Followed by 'thats him, officer'"
"America & UK are competing to see who can fuck up their country the most... UK is in the lead... but America has a Trump card."
"What is the difference between light and hard? Well, you can sleep with a light on."
"How do you tell if someone is vegan or not? Don't worry, they'll fucking tell you."
"Called into work sick. My boss asked how sick I am... I said 'well I'm in bed with my sister'"
"A Jewish kid asks his father for 20 dollars.... The father says ""10 dollars! What do you need 5 dollars for?"""