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Joke of the Day
"Why are mexicans bad firefighters? Because they cant tell jose from hose B"
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"What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops? Justin Bieber gets jealous."
"If you watch ""The Empire Strikes Back"" backwards it's about a kid so traumatized to learn his dad's identity he starts hitting on his sister"
"Toy Story 4 is just going to be a bunch of fat kids playing on iPads and not interacting with one another."
"When will Smith die When Will Smith die we will call him Was Smith?"
"Whenever I hear brick I always yell out ""HOUSE!"" My friend Alex House hates when I go to his basketball games"
"What did the black man say to the Mexican? Hey. Watermelawn."
"Wanna hear a joke? My social life."
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? Now, you might say ""r"" but his first love be the ""c""."
"Don't expect a ""bless you"" after you sprayed me down with your sneeze."