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Joke of the Day

"Once a month, women go completely crazy ...for about 30 days."

"What does Amtrak have in common with Tom Cruise? They both like to go off the rails Edit: On a side note, I hope all of the passengers, and crew are ok, and recover quickly"

"[day 38 on the ark] NOAHS WIFE: we're out of food NOAH: don't worry, i have a contingency plan UNICORN: why are u lookin at me like that"

"[inventor of the piano] Tables aren't noisy enough."

"What's the best way to kill a bug? Just bug him to death."

"I forgot where I threw my boomerang. Oh wait.. It's coming back to me now."

"Did you guys know that the entire Miami Dolphins team is missing? Yeah, I saw it on ESPN. It had their team logo and then a big MIA next to it."

"What's the best thing about alzheimers? You're always meeting new people."

"Why did the Dolphin commit suicide? Because it felt like its life had no porpoise."