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Joke of the Day
"Farting in an elevator is.... WRONG.....on so many levels....."
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"I named my dog Rembrandt That way I can say ""have you seen my Rembrandt?"""
"I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too."
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"Why are pirates, pirates ? CASUE THEY ARGHHHHHHH"
"What do you call an old Mexican woman? A bean bag."
"I was going to come on here and make a Trump/Hitler/Jew joke But then it was loxed by the moderators."
"N F L THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE IS CONSIDERING EXPANDING NEXT YEAR BY ADDING A PRISON TEAM"
"Weird how people think I won't summon Satan when they talk to me while chewing."
"Hot girl in the avatar, but no selfies in your pics. I'm just gonna call you ""bro"" from now on."