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Joke of the Day

"The apostles fell asleep in the Garden of Gethsemane while Jesus was praying. Noticing that they fell asleep, Jesus woke up St. Peter. ""Huh? What? Oh, sorry, Lord, I forgot the coffee!"""

"Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late? Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!"

"Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly? Because their p is quiet."

"I'm scared of the toilet That's where shit goes down"

"When people argue about sports and one says ""Care to make it interesting"" I assume they're going to start talking about something else."

"How does a black man ride a black stallion? With no legs."

"What kind of CB Radio do seagulls use? Squawky-talkies!"

"I let my blind friend borrow money He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me..."

"That moment when the music stops playing at the gym and the whole room sounds like gay porn."

"Wrong answer ... Wife busted me blow drying my penis after I got out of the shower. She asked what I was doing ... I guess warming up your dinner wasn't the right answer."