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Joke of the Day

"When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse? That's all."

"Donald Trump has a new slogan that he hopes will help his numbers with African American voters. ""Orange Is The New Black."""

"My wife's favorite position was cat style. She'd sit 3 feet away from me. No matter how many times I called her, she wouldn't come near me"

"Is my iPhone named Freedom? Yes Do I never pick up phone calls on it? Also yes, because as an American, I let freedom ring"

"I used to work in food service, now I work in IT The biggest difference is the phrase ""My server went down on me"" is no longer a good thing."

"A: Have you heard that joke they don't tell retards? B: No, I don't think that I have. A: ""..."""

"Why did princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt."

"I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with but I have been tripping all day."

"I would make a sexist joke but... That would be wrong, and being wrong is for women."

"Why doesn't George R.R. Martin have Twitter? Because he would just kill off all 140 characters."