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Joke of the Day

"My wife's favorite position was cat style. She'd sit 3 feet away from me. No matter how many times I called her, she wouldn't come near me"

"You know what they say about not arguing with stupid... People on the outside might not be able to tell the difference, so go ahead and delete all your liberal friends on facebook."

"What does the Indian chef do in his spare time? It's naan of your business!!!"

"John's mother in-law comes for a visit. So, how long will you stay,mom? As long as i'm welcomed. Oh, that's too bad, you should at least stay for a cup of coffee"

"What is the worst thing a Jewish father can buy for his daughter? An easy bake oven!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ? Andrew all her money out of the bank !"

"I just read a book on Stockholm Syndrome. The first couple of chapters were terrible, but by the end I loved it!"

"Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed? Does any of this really matter..."

"What did Mozart tell the terminator I'll be Bach"

"Do you know why android fanboys don't like apple products?"