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Joke of the Day

"A friend of mine has been rushed to hospital, after eating a horse-burger. Apparently he is now in a stable condition."

"In 1940 Goebbels made a speech... Proclaiming that the Swastika was an example of the Golden Ratio. Turns out it was a fibbin' Nazi..."

"I like my Jews... ...the way I like my coffee. Roasted."

"""Single and ready to Pringle."" - my Friday nights :("

"Why do people paint eggs for Easter? Bunnies squirm too much."

"I'm no mathementientist, but I should probably go to bed because it's 4AM and I'm making up words again."

"Splinter: Leo. Mikey: I'm Michelangelo. That's Leo. Donny: I'm Donatello. That's Leo. Leo: I thought I was Raphael. - Why they wear masks"

"For every IT topic.... ... there is a YouTube video with Indian guy explaining it"

"Did you hear about the librarian who wanted to get arrested? Turns out she just wanted to get booked."

"Betsy Ross: ""Let's put some happy little stars in a circle on the flag"" Many years later, an heir of hers, Bob, would say something similar"