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Joke of the Day

"I'm no mathementientist, but I should probably go to bed because it's 4AM and I'm making up words again."

"Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy? I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can."

"What do you call a friendly Mancunian midwife? Ultra sound"

"What's the worst part of locking your keys in your car at an abortion clinic parking lot? Having to go inside and ask for a coathanger."

"""My god...we're monsters,"" I murmured to a local monster, who nodded sympathetically"

"Ur mama is so fat, she had to be baptized at sea world."

"Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears? The cue tip."

"Fred: We had a burglary last night and they took everything except the soap and towels. Harry: The dirty crooks."

"8 teens in the the garage. I hear the miter saw and drill going. I'm just going to sit back and let Darwin take care of things in there."

"Did you hear about the duck with a drug problem? He was a real quackhead."