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Joke of the Day
"What did Trump say to the Human Cannonball? You'rrre fired!"
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"I eat the broken cookies first because I feel bad for them."
"I child proofed my entire house... and they still got in"
"lesbian vampires What do lesbian vampires say after sex? See you next month."
"Our breakfast is GEGS. Scrambled EGGS"
"Why is a violin difficult to play? Because it is fiddly!"
"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a can ? His wife died."
"1st Witch: What's your new boyfriend like ? 2nd Witch: He's mean nasty ugly smelly and totally evil - but he has some bad points too !"
"The past, present and future walk into a bar.. It was tense."
"2 Hebrews a black dude and a Mexican walk into a bar. Bar tender says get f#%k outa here."