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Joke of the Day

"I child proofed my entire house... and they still got in"

"The Steel Band by Lydia Dustbin"

"Amsterdam is like a tour de France - it's full of people on bikes and drugs. -- Heard this last weekend while visiting Amsterdam"

"What goes ""snap crackle and pop"" ? A firefly with a short circuit !"

"What does a white trash girl say after sex? Get off me, Dad. You're squishing my smokes."

"Based on how he reacts, you'd think my dog's entire family was killed by pizza delivery guys."

"What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ? An eggroll !"

"I was dropped on my head as a baby but not as hard as the pound just dropped."

"I often think if I'd taken a different path in life, I could be lying on a slightly more comfortable sofa right now."

"MORON Q: Why did the moron throw the butter out the window? A: He wanted to see a butterfly."