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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell your girlfriend is getting fat?? .. She fits into your wife's clothes"
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"My answering machine message: ""I have caller ID, please don't leave a message, I will not be returning your call."" No beep, just a foghorn."
"What's the hardest about being a pedophile? Just trying to fit in..."
"What does a frenchman call a lesiban threesome? Tres bien"
"I once had an epileptic fit during my turn at a game of charades. Everyone just kept yelling, ""HOW MANY WORDS?"" and ""IS IT THE EXORCIST?""."
"what do you call a jamaican proctologist? POKE-MON!"
"What do you call an Arabic woman being double penetrated? A sandbitch"
"Instead of the death penalty they should make prisoners nice and comfortable and then tell them that the remote control is across the room."
"Do you know the difference between pink and purple? Your grip."
"Lesbian Neighbors My two lesbian neighbors asked what I wanted for my birthday. I said I wanna watch. FML. They gave me a Rolex"