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Joke of the Day

"What does a frenchman call a lesiban threesome? Tres bien"

"What do you get when you cross a republican house with a democratic senate?"

"""I was gonna go and save the princess, but then I got high.."" - Super Mario"

"I booked a taxi today When it arrives I threw up a Nazi salute. I bet no one's thought of heiling a cab before"

"I'm a lying birch Username checks out."

"You know its my phone if it looks like someone fingerpainted the touch screen in donut glaze."

"How does Hitler make his coffee? He jews it."

"A girl just broke up with her friend The guy deserved it. He loved her more than anything, but still he treated her really badly. He really was a dick' to her. (addicted to her)"

"It's a funny old world we live in. Once we had empires run by emperors, then we had kingdoms run by kings. Now we have countries..."

"And That's How the Fight Started. Wife: You are always so negative. Husband: I'll be more optimistic...I'm positive you're an idiot!"