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Joke of the Day

"What does a frenchman call a lesiban threesome? Tres bien"

"Wives are magicians They can turn anything into an argument."

"What do you call a Persian lesbian? A flying carpet muncher. I'm so sorry."

"Can't remember the name of that 80's song, huh? You might have Wham!nesia..."

"What letter is like a vegetable? The letter P."

"A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, ""Can I park here?"" ... ... ""No"" says the cop. ""What about all these other cars?"" ""They didn't ask!"""

"I didn't realize how many of the songs on my iPod are about sex and drugs until I hit ""shuffle"" in a car with a 12-year-old in it."

"I know many chemistry jokes... But im afraid they wont get a good reaction."

"Ever heard of the blind hooker? You really gotta hand it to 'er."

"I wish 'You idiot.' was an appropriate way to end a work email."