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Joke of the Day
"[Eating ribs at BBQ Joint] ""Would you like a Wet-Nap?"" No thanks, I had one this afternoon."
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"i wish my grandmother was alive to see the iPad air her mind would have been absolutely BLOWN AWAY. she loved her gen 4 iPad."
"You know your getting old when ... Rough sex is fighting for the bottom."
"Why don't blind men go skydiving? Because it scares the shit out of the dog!"
"How did Hitler sneeze? ""A jew!"""
"(i walk up to the counter at subway) hey hows it goin? (i rest my foot on the sneeze guard thing and it slams shut on the guys hands) my bad"
"What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller? ""Curses! Foil again!"""
"I asked my dad if I was adopted... He said, ""No, but not from lack of trying."""
"A man walks into a bar And he orders 4 shots. Man: Have you heard the Joke that all insolvents know? Bartender: (amused) No. Man: Good. Then you can pay for my drinks."
"When you lick the icing off a spoon... Are you defrosting it?"