226233

Joke of the Day

"Once I had completed my final exam, my professor told me to turn it in to one of the teaching assistants. Good thing I have been practicing my origami."

"My boss told me that I have to stop masturbating at work. I didn't think my patients minded."

"pH number. So a random person I don't know sends me a message on Facebook which goes like, ""cn i hve ur pH no? :)"" To which I reply, ""7."""

"What was Cher doing before she was born? She was a preacher."

"Don't like me? You'll come around. - Onion Rings"

"why thank you, sir! I was totally unaware of my big titties. How kind of you to risk your safety by yelling it out of the car window."

"The only reason /r/funny is funny"

"What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster? Cook-a-doodle-do!"

"If monogamy is sex with only one person, what is origami?"

"Sarcasm so good, they think you're being nice."