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Joke of the Day

"Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 100 stories in 10 seconds."

"When people say they're a foodie it's no big deal.. but when people find I'm a drinker they're all ""stop the car"" and ""we're calling the police""."

"Just removed my bra, whipped it around my head, and tried to toss it away, but a hook got caught in my hair. Available for bachelor parties."

"Christianity is the ultimate daddy issue."

"What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a Vagina? A vagina is attatched to Bill Clintons wife"

"What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! Courtesy of the popsicle I just enjoyed. Had to share. Have a great day."

"What do Greek soccer players wear? Soccer tee's"

"So sorry... Sorry seems to be the hardest word to say... Unless you're Chinese, then it's ""squirrel""."

"What happens when you put your grandma on speedial? You get Insta-Gram"

"Do you Karen promise to love and to cherish Mark, always put the toilet paper on the roll over the top, and not leave crumbs in the butter?"