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Joke of the Day
"What did the snake say to the cornered rat ? Hiss is the end of the line for you !"
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"Do you want to know what I was for discovery channel dress up day? I dressed up as naked and afraid. I was naked everybody else was afraid."
"Did you hear about the new WinZip movie? They had too many cast members causing extra acting issues."
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"If you had a choice between owning a dragon or world peace, what would you name your dragon?"
"Guys! I finally dusted my bedroom! And guess what? I HAVE A NIGHTSTAND!!!"
"Two psychics run into each other in the street The first one says, ""You're fine, how am I?"""
"I relate more to ""Rice, rice, baby"" - because Asian"
"(Ok don't let her know ur Jesus) Girl: Meet my dad *they shake hands* *Dad stands up from wheelchair* Dad: It's a miracle! Jesus: *facepalm*"
"If you come mow my lawn for me I promise to look out the window occasionally and give you a thumbs up."