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Joke of the Day
"Why did the guitarist go to jail? For fingering a minor"
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"The U.S Election is Kind of Like an Attractive Bisexual Because whether they go with a man or a woman, you know they're fucked."
"If Facebook was school I swear we would all have perfect attendance."
"I changed the tranny in my 69 Camaro. Now he has a brand new dress!"
"I told my friend to stop buying Sonic Comics... He said it was one of his many issues"
"What do you call a naked baby horse? A Naked Neigh-kid"
"What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly? The Millenial Falcon."
"""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologise"" mean the same thing...except when you're at a funeral."
"Joe: Yes, that was me. Obama: Please stop. Joe: I will not stop. This room will smell so bad when he gets here. Obama: Joe... Joe: Nope."
"If we're all Gods children... ...what's so special about Jesus?"