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Joke of the Day
"I've said it before and I'll say it again... I've said it before."
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"What do you call a color that doesn't exist? A pigment of your imagination."
"What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs? An apology."
"What's the difference between a black person and cancer? Cancer got Jobs"
"It's impressive how within three minutes of crawling into bed your brain can remind you of 23,472 things going wrong with your life."
"90 female cops on the road... And I got arrested for doing 80"
"Shout out to bicyclists that yell ""on your left"" as they pass me so I know which arm to clothesline them with."
"My neighbor's dog is so popular that every time he barks, the neighborhood dogs RT him."
"Whats the worst thing about being dyslexic and having ADHD? You think you've got AIDS"
"Would you watch a turkey dance? No, but I'd watch a chicken strip."