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Joke of the Day

"I was trying to decide on a good Chris Christie joke to tell at the party tonight... ...then I decided I would cross that bridge when I come to it."

"[PAPARAZZI] Bugs Bunny is it true u were shot by Elmer Fudd [BB]sips drink that's ridiculous water shoots out of holes No more questions"

"According to the New England Journal of Medicine, the blood alcohol level is to be measured in Lohans now"

"What did the cannibal say after eating a leper? That just fell apart in my mouth!"

"One time, I pulled my pants down to moon someone & accidentally opened the car door instead of the window & rolled down the street naked."

"What do you call a horse that's been all around the world? A globe-trotter!"

"Why do they call it a non-sequitur? Riot gear."

"I hear the new Supreme Court ruling over gay marriage has really got a lot of people butt hurt"

"What do you call a hippopotamus that's a gigalo? A hit-the-spotimus."

"Cool Ranch Doritos are just like regular ranch Doritos except every chip wears a little pair of aviators."