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Joke of the Day

"Don't be sad when your exes unfollow you. It just means they'll spend more time manually checking your updates"

"What did one ghost say to the other? Do you believe in people?"

"Why do they call it ""Jew-ish""? Are they not Jew enough?"

"What did Paul Walker say after filiming the car chase scene?"

"How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb? Just one, she yells, ""DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"""

"Kiefer Sutherland is filming next season of '24' in Magaluf. The main villain will be an 18 year old blowing 24 victims up."

"Lava can't melt marble columns. Pompeii was an inside job! WAKE UP ROME!"

"Picking up a tiny piece of paper off the carpet would probably only take me one second... But for some reason I'd rather vacuum over it 100 times, at different angles..."

"What did the African eat for breakfast? Ebola cereal. (A bowl of)"

"A small bird made of oak Be good if there was a related joke, wooden tit?"