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Joke of the Day

"Intellectual Jokes as in: Yo mama so wide she didn't fit through the Thermopylae Pass or she so fat she didn't fit through the last circle in Dante's Inferno. Let's get this thread ballin'."

"What did the spoon say when he caught his knife cheating on him? Get the fork outta here!"

"The NBA should really draft some thirsty ratchet bitches. They're hella quick on the rebound!"

"In 1000 years, archaeologists will find tanning beds and think we fried people as punishments."

"I was going to write a joke about taps... ...but I didn't want to faucet."

"1 out of 4 suffer from a mental illness Does this mean that the other 3 *enjoy* it?"

"Hear about Harrison Fords plane crash? I guess he shouldn't have been..... (_) ( _)>- (_) Flying solo."

"I decided to open a new business that builds doors for obese people, it shall be called Mordor."

"What's the best thing about doing 23 year olds!? There's 20 of them."

"Did you know Dora the Explorer has a muslim cousin? Her name is Doda ...the Exploder"