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Joke of the Day
"The NBA should really draft some thirsty ratchet bitches. They're hella quick on the rebound!"
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"I throw my poop to birds to give them a taste of the parallel universe."
"The Minnesota Twins have just signed Adrian Peterson to a 3 year deal. More details to come. All we know is Adrian will be a switch hitter."
"I once knew a girl so skinny... that when she swallowed a grape, 3 men left town. (it takes some thought)"
"If you think I'm an alcoholic... If you think **I'm** an alcoholic, you should see this guy Jesus he got hammered in my church once."
"You can make up any word you want in conversation and if you use it in a dilsationary way, people rarely question the meaning."
"And before bros, churros."
"So the Boston marathon was yesterday... I heard it was an arm and a leg better than last year!"
"I was going to tell you a time-travel joke... ... but someone reposted it, so you will hear it then."
"Whats an iPhone 7's favorite brand of frozen pizza? Not Jack's."