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Joke of the Day
"You know what they say, so I won't tell you."
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"Is this Love? by Midas Wellbee"
"Please, call me Seahorse. Mr. Seahorse was my mother."
"The heart attack when you're in bed almost sleeping, holding your phone in your hand and it suddenly vibrates."
"You remember when you were a kid, you had tons of fun blowing bubbles in the bathtub? I saw Bubbles the other day, he told me to say ""Hi!""."
"*gets taste of own medicine* Yep this is my medicine"
"God created man... and He used your face as a rough draft...."
"An expert answered a question I asked him about agnosticism He said he wasn't sure."
"without moms we'd have no password security questions. thanks mom, for making online banking possible"
"Curb stomping your enemies and having the last thing they see in their pointless lives be your Skechers lighting up >>>>"