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Joke of the Day

"Mexican cartel drones were found near the border in a failed attempt to smuggle drugs I guess the drones got too high and crashed"

"I like my women the same way I like my coffee. Made by my mum."

"My grandfather developed cancer in his early twenties. He is considered to be the most evil scientist that ever lived."

"I stayed up all night wondering where the sun was. Then it dawned on me."

"What do people with two left feet wear? Flip flips"

"ram diljale janakpur"

"Are you a general? Because you make my privates stand at attention."

"Q: Why did the baker have brown hands? A: Because he kneaded a poo."

"How do you keep a blonde in suspense? ..."

"How do you make estrogen? Don't pay her."