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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a rooster with a jar of peanut butter? A cock that sticks to roof of your mouth..."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Rasta Barbie ...she's got a tie-dyed t-shirt dreadlocks and reggae CD; rolling papers sold separately"

"I went to a peanut factory last week. It was nuts!"

"""Going bald? Shave your head and grow a goatee! People will think you're tough, not bald!"" - stupid assholes"

"When I was growing up plastic surgery was a bit of a taboo subject... These days if you mention Botox no one raises an eyebrow."

"If attacked by a pack of clowns.... Go for the juggler."

"I had a wet dream about you last night I dreamed that you got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing."

"Why did the rooster buy mittens? So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now"

"Don't click this!!! Ahahaahahaha! Gotcha!! :P"

"My younger brother told me this. Why don't crabs give to charity? Because they are shellfish"