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Joke of the Day

"Bad luck today, I have a bout of food poisioning AND I dropped my Galaxy Note 7 in the toilet by mistake :( Talk about explosive diarrhea."

"What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish? Super Bait"

"Why did the feminist cross the road? to suck my dick"

"*rises out of ball pit* thanks for agreeing to meet me here"

"i'm really nervous about getting my girlfriend's pregnancy results back... and i'm not even the one who'll have to raise the baby alone!"

"It's so cold outside I saw a politican with his hands in his own pockets."

"What happens when you are banned on a muslim server? you are turbanned"

"How does a chicken do their hair? With a comb, In one fowl swoop."

"What did the Duck say to the Prostitute? ""Put it on my bill"""

"There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't."