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"What's the difference between a surgeon and God? God knows he's not a surgeon."
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"Ask a man if he's critiquing your work... Men Who Are Dating say: No, & compliment you. Single Men say: Yes Married Men: Try to hide"
"I realize I'm not good advising suicidal people I said ""hang in there!"""
"Breaking news A landslide recently struck downtown Chicago, causing $3 million worth of improvements."
"If Donald Trump has been married three times... Does that make Melania the ""Third Lady""?"
"I'm just a few smartphone apps away from never having to talk to anyone again."
"How do porcupines make love? Very, very carefully."
"Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? In a cat-alogue!"
"Mom mom! Is light edible? Because I just heard dad tell our neighbour to turn it off so he could shove it down her throat"