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Joke of the Day
"I heard Monica lewinsky voted for Trump Just to fuck a Clinton one more time"
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"Do you know where there are only 239 beans in and Irish bean stew? Because if there was one more, it'd be too farty."
"A mongoose is just a goose who listens to reggae"
"I accused the construction man for damaging my sidewalk. ""You are going to need concrete evidence if you want to prove me guilty"""
"Masturbation is like procrastination It feels good when you're doing it, but afterwards, you realized you fucked yourself"
"What's the best way to bring out your inner child? A coat hanger"
"""I'm never drinking again."" -someone who will drink again"
"My Grandma has such beautiful... 3-Ply toilet paper. It feels so good on my ass."
"I have an Asian cat. Her name is Mi Yao."
"My dog recently stole my loafers. Now they're his new favorite pair of **chews.**"