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"A mongoose is just a goose who listens to reggae"
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"On Sunday's I Iike to dress as Satan & stand outside of churches, yelling at the parishioners that it's not working & I own their soul."
"what do you do with someone that is having a seizure in a bathtub? Throw in a load of laundry."
"Jared Blames Weight loss for his paedophillia. He could finally catch them."
"Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her crayons are still sticky."
"A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory was always late for work. When confronted by his boss the man explained: ""You can't park anywhere near this place!"""
"What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South? Nothin. You're gonna lose a trailer either way. -Robin Williams"
"Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there."
"I tried a new shampoo that adds extra volume but I found it too loud."
"How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Frat boys don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in puddles of vomit..."