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Joke of the Day

"What is easy to get into, but hard to get out of? Addiction"

"I went to the shop to buy 5 eggs, therefore I went back to the shop to buy another egg"

"I'm not into bestiality but... I do like hot dogs"

"What do you call a psychic midget that broke out of jail? A small medium at large"

"Your momma's so fat . . . She has to lift up the toilet seat to take a shit."

"Stand Up Comedy Yes, I actually did some stand up comedy, but I didn't like it... every time I would get up on stage to do my routine, all people ever did was laugh at me..."

"A feminist and a Muslim walk into a bar. - comedy removed due to complaints -"

"What's the most dangerous animal in Africa? Black people. (Slightly Racist I know)"

"How many handles do a black dude's coffin have? Have you ever seen a dumpster with four?"

"I saw a deer yesterday. I asked it if it had any doe. It said yeah, about two bucks."