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Joke of the Day
"""What does the fox say?"" Whatever the Rupert Murdoch tells it to."
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"What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of children who had bright futures."
"Trying not to take my dog's sighing personally."
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"""Actually, I'll have you know I have a degree in liberal arts"" ""That's great ma'am, but I ordered fries with my meal"""
"Which is Reddit's favourite element? M'lybdenum."
"I'm like that guy at the beginning of infomercials that is unable to do simple shit, i just burns everything and i cant figure out blankets."
"I don't mean to brag, but instead of teaching a man how to fish, I just gave him a bunch of things to do when life hands him lemons."
"""You're never going to believe this, but my doctor just told me I've got a protein deficiency."" ""No whey!"""
"Who is the coolest person in the hospital? The ultrasound man."