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Joke of the Day
"Who is the coolest person in the hospital? The ultrasound man."
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"I hated facial hair at first, but then it grew on me!"
"What kind of weed do muslims smoke? Quranic"
"What do Trump voters use as bookmarks? Lit matches."
"I'm on the fence about Hitler On one hand he killed 6 million Jews. On the other hand he did kill Hitler"
"Two dyslexics walk in to a bra"
"Whats the difference between your mom and your dad? Your dad didnt cry when I fucked him in the ass."
"I heard it took at least two elephants to make the keys on my antique piano I had no idea they were capable of such delicate work."
"What is a rapists favourite vegetable? Beat-root"
"Dentist: have you been flossing? [ flashback to me picking steak out of my teeth with a potato chip earlier ] Me: yes"